Grease up the drive shaft because this hot number has curves in all the right places. A classic luxury grand tourer, the JB 700W has been the car of choice for drunken misogynistic British spies since 1965. Dust off the tuxedo, quip a sexual double-entendre, pour yourself a martini for the road, and stumble out as everyone in the room mutters what a turd you are. Note: The vehicle's classic concealed weapons can be recommissioned for recreational use…